Thursday, September 22, 2011

What's more important: The beginning the middle or the end?

As you already know if you have been following me on here i am in the process in writing a book.
So when i came across the following articles it made me think....

http://www.stylist.co.uk/life/the-best-100-opening-lines-from-books

Do you capture someones attention with the first line of your book?
In this list there is everything from Matilda to The Clockwork Orange. I have read possibly a third of this list.

Then i went from there to the next link which was....


http://www.stylist.co.uk/life/literature-sex-scenes

What does the sex scene in your book say about you? I knew "Lady Chatterleys Lover" would be in here, but "Journey" by Tony Blair. Really?
My book currently has five completed chapters and the sixth is underway. Chapter five was a sex scene and was possibly the hardest thing to write as i didn't want to offend people but i did want to turn them on!
I have shamefully not read any on this list but i will be going out to buy a selection this weekend. Tony's may not be on that list, but then who knows!

Finally i got to....
http://www.stylist.co.uk/life/the-best-100-closing-lines-from-books

Now out of this list i have probably read about two thirds.
Is this because i judge a book, not by its cover but by its last line?
The way i see it, if i read the last sentence first and i remember that sentence when i read it at the end of the book then the book hasn't been that good. I haven't been lunged into the book, gotten lost in its words and fallen in love with its characters. However, if i get to the end and i have totally forgotten then i have loved the book and i may not have realised it at the time but i have gotten into it in a deep way. The only way you should get into a good book.

So, i will endeavour to make my opening line a great one, read some amazing sex scenes, compare and possibly edit my own and ensure that my closing line is not memorable!
I believe that if i conquer that, all the rest will just fall into place.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Travel update

A few weeks ago i posted about how men are like buses. I mentioned a few buses on my route and the times they had said they would be arriving. So i thought i would update you on the travel news!!



First of all the long term on/off interest.
He text a few times, i truly believe this is to keep me on a back burner. Its a shame he is sadly mistaken and due to the constant messing about i will most definitely not be going back there!! I will give him one thing and that is his behaviour has always been consistent.
Consistently shocking!!

Mr Long Distance.
Not even worth discussing.

Mr friend of a friend - the new one.
He had become very persistent and i gave in. We were due to go for dinner. He was picking me up from home and taking me somewhere. It was a surprise. He knew my favourite foods and colour of wine (this is because of the extensive text messages we have swapped)
However. A spur of the moment last minute meeting. He came over and we watched a DVD and had a bottle of wine and popcorn. It was great - we really got on.
After a hectic weekend, a lot of eating and drinking that was completely un-planned yet totally necessary i decided to be straight, tell him about what had occurred over the past four days and ask to rain check dinner.
Well holey-moley... OTT was an under-statement. he started discussing me with mutual friends, totally getting the wrong end of the stick and going off on a tangent about me not been honest with him... Honestly, i think i was too honest and could have said a lot less!
Needless to say - i will not be seeing him again!

And finally.... The one i hoped would not.
Not only did he do what i hoped he would not, he also decided to try it on with a very good friend. So after the false hopes and empty promises, you now in fact love my friend, but wait for it... moments after declaring your love to said good friend you arrange to see me again.
SERIOUSLY?
I can safely say he went from being a typical guy who does not know his ass from his elbow to a completely stupid individual that naively thought girls don't talk to each other!!

So for now, the buses on this route have been cancelled.
In future i am going to travel by private jet or chauffeur driven Bentley's darlink!!

Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Step into a fairytale and realise your own reality

Last week i took a trip to London to visit friends for three days.
I love London, the hustle and bustle, the calm and serene, the dirty streets and the crisp clean parks. Its one of those cities where there is something for everyone.

I had decided prior to going i wanted to do some of the things i hadn't yet done so my agenda went like this:

Wednesday; Camden
This wasn't meant to last all day but it did, i think because i couldn't walk ten steps without stopping, looking, watching, smelling and experiencing the amazing sights, sounds and smells of the streets and lochs. I felt i belonged.



Wednesday night; A girls night in Angel.
As it was Wednesday there wasn't a whole load of places open too late, which should have sent us home, it didn't and we crawled in at 4am!!

(No photographic evidence here!!)

Thursday; Butterflies at The National History Museum
Possibly the BEST butterfly house i have visited. I LOVE butterflies (for so many different reasons) and been in there and seeing such amazing insects close up just made me love them more!!



Science Museum
We had fun and it took me back to the days of been younger and taking part in all the interactive activities - I have never been a science fan but the activities were fun enough for children young and adults old to enjoy!!



Ally Pally, The Bishops Avenue and Hamstead Heath
Alexandra Palace, where the first BBC broadcast ever went from and panoramic views of London.
The Bishops Avenue, an avenue of the biggest, most amazing, vast houses i have ever seen in my life!
Hamstead Heath/Kenwood House, where part of the film Notting Hill was filmed. All these three were fleeting visits before dinner and definitely places i need to visit with more time.



Friday; V&A
A good museum but rather disappointed that all the exhibitions i had seen advertised didn't start till after i had left! However, a beautiful building and some fantastic statues.



Lunch in Hyde Park
Hot, Sunny, Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain, children playing in the water, giggling. Glorious!



Enchanted Palace

Historic Royal Palaces Home Kensington Palace History and stories Palace highlights Enchanted Palace

Notice how i have made this bigger? Set it slightly away from the other activities we did?
This is because it was the best £12 i have ever spent.
It was the most, enchanting, magical, informative, historical, memorable, captivating, delightful museum i have ever been to!! Full of sorrow and joy i couldn't have asked for anything more.



Basically it was about the seven princesses that have lived in Kensington Palace and as you wandered into the different rooms you learnt the story of that princess.
Every room i came across i fell in love with it and the story behind it. I cant put my finger on my favourite room as they were all equally as enchanting as each other.
I have never been a history buff, but this was done in a way that you wanted to learn, you wanted to know more.
It took us 90 minutes to go around, i think you could have done it in less, i could have stayed in there longer!!



Whilst walking around London, taking in the sights, sounds and smells. Learning about Princesses and walking through a fairytale. Sat in beautiful gardens watching couples walk past hand in hand, children laughing and old men dozing i thought about a lot of things. Everything that had happened in my own life in the past year or so. The important people who featured in my life and the role i play/played in theirs.
I wont deny i live in a bubble most of the time, i think it helps my happy cheery demeanor (a lot of people have asked how i am always happy!) Reality doesn't have a big part, mainly because it can be oh so depressing. Yet i found myself bringing reality into my bubble and i dealt with it very well. It wasn't all bad and in fact i realised what i wanted and what i needed to do to get there.

So yet again my bubble and the fairytale that i want to live in has come good for me.....
I stepped into a Royal fairytale and came out of the other side realising my own reality!

Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger ft. Christina Aguilera



Just shoot for the stars
If it feels right
Then aim for my heart
If you feel like
Can take me away, and make it okay
I swear I’ll behave

You wanted control
Sure we waited
I put on a show
Now I make it
You say I’m a kid
My ego is big
I don’t give a sh*t
And it goes like this

[Chorus]
Take me by the tongue
And I’ll know you
Kiss til you’re drunk
And I’ll show you

You want the moves like jagger
I got the moves like jagger
I got the mooooooves…like jagger

I don’t even try to control you
Look into my eyes and I’ll own you

You with the moves like jagger
I got the moves like jagger
I got the mooooooves…like jagger
Maroon 5 Moves Like Jagger
[Verse 2]
Baby it’s hard
And it feel like you’re broken in scar
Nothing feels right
But when you’re with me
I make you believe
That I’ve got the key

So get in the car
We can ride it
Wherever you want
Get inside it
And you want to stir
But I’m shifting gears
I’ll take it from here
And it goes like this

[Chorus]
Take me by the tongue
And I’ll know you
Kiss til you’re drunk
And I’ll show you

You want the moves like jagger
I got the moves like jagger
I got the mooooooves…like jagger

I don’t even try to control you
Look into my eyes and I’ll own you

You with the moves like jagger
I got the moves like jagger
I got the mooooooves…like jagger

[Bridge]
You want to know how to make me smile
Take control, own me just for the night
But if I share my secret
You gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this
http://www.lyricsnotes.com/2011/06/maroon-5-ft-christina-aguilera-moves.html

So watch and learn
I won’t show you twice
Head to toe, ooh baby, roll me right
But if I share my secret
You gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this

And it goes like this

[Chorus]
Take me by the tongue
And I’ll know you
Kiss til you’re drunk
And I’ll show you

You want the moves like jagger
I got the moves like jagger
I got the mooooooves…like jagger

I don’t even try to control you
Look into my eyes and I’ll own you

You with the moves like jagger
I got the moves like jagger
I got the mooooooves…like jagger